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I need a golf related phrase to put on a birthday cake?

I am having a golf cake designed for my husbands 30th birthday,. It will have a green, hole and flag on it and I need to think of something funny to write. Any suggestions?

I have a few but not really too keen
“30 strokes to get here”
“30- almost the same as your handicap”
“30- the only time you will be under par”

Anyway, I need it to be quite short and punchy and be related to the age of 30.

Any ideas would be great?

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13 Responses to “I need a golf related phrase to put on a birthday cake?”
  1. JR says:
    June 14, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I like the “Thirty strokes to get here” That one sounds good!

  2. Just Me says:
    June 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    You’re 30…too bad your scorecard isn’t. The handicap one is cool i think. but it’s your cake. good luck.

    “Act your scorecard…shoot your age”

    instead of the act your age not your shoe size phrase. Maybe he’ll get a kick out of it

  3. Ellis J says:
    June 15, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Lol try theese

    Yeah! Hole in 30! your best score?

    30 strokes, almost going pro.

    30 balls 30 Misses

    30.. your age and your distance from the tee

  4. Jim Round CH Robinson says:
    June 15, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    How about “go for the green honey”

  5. x-15a2 says:
    June 16, 2012 at 12:57 am

    I’ll tell you, the first 2 are pretty good, I think that he’d get a kick out of either of those.

    Or, “How about a Mulligan on being 29?”

  6. Paul C says:
    June 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    How about: –

    A little birdie told me your 30

  7. griller says:
    June 17, 2012 at 4:25 am

    30 and no more mulligans

  8. al s says:
    June 17, 2012 at 8:04 am

    If he has a favorite golf movie, look at movie quotes and find a memorable movie quote for him. Good luck.

  9. jimmyhillisapoof says:
    June 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    30 years of searching bushes.

  10. Pat B says:
    June 23, 2012 at 1:36 am

    Happy Birdie now your Thirty.
    I Golf, Therfore I am not Here
    Golf is a four letter word.

    Good Luck.

  11. Ron S says:
    June 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

    you play 30 rounds of golf a year, but your handicap is still 30

  12. googie says:
    June 28, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Thirty ? Now play the 2nd hole.

  13. frannybeach93 says:
    June 28, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    “Three bad shots and one good one make par.” – Walter Hagen

    I hope I helped

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