What are some of your favorite golf quotes?

What are some of your favorite golf quotes that have to do more about the mental game?

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8 Responses to “What are some of your favorite golf quotes?”
  1. dadnbob says:

    I forgot who said it but….If you are going to get mad and throw your clubs, throw them down the fairway. That way you don’t have to walk back to get them before you can continue playing. It’ll just be on your way.

  2. Steven C says:

    When you are playing bad and you want to break something how about breaking par.

  3. JOBsoc says:

    Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears

    here are some more:

  4. jennagalvin says:

    Don’t know the whole quote but Lee Trevino said something to the effect of “even God can’t hit a 1 iron”.

  5. unoriginalnamecreator says:

    To make a truely awful shot in golf, mere incompetence is not enough…… you really need an audience

  6. kmed1an says:

    I have a few quotes i use.
    1) Mulligan damn it(ball drop)
    2)Fore 😉
    3)lets go to the nineteenth hole(clubhouse/bar)
    4)Don’t get mad, get glad
    5)take me out bich(when an angry player tells you off because of what you did Eg: you cut them off or messed them up during their swing.

  7. Jo W says:

    “No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer’s mind.” – Tom Watson

    “I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.” – Rogers Hornsby

    “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain

    “Golf is like life in a lot of ways – All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted” – Bill Clinton

    “Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.” – Nancy Lopez

    “Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.” – George Bernard Shaw

    “I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.” – Groucho Marx

    “Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?” – Al Boliska

    “Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.” – Art Spander

    “Sex is like money, golf and beer – even when it’s bad, it’s good.” – Jimmy Williams

  8. Dr. Zachary Smith says:

    not word for word but from a 1970 golf magazine.
    “Jack Nicklaus will no longer be a force in major championship golf. Larry Hinson will be the new star.”

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